I know what you're thinking. You're thinking what I'm thinking BUT I'm going a bit further and I'm going to say what I'm thinking and what You wish YOU would say if YOU thought YOU could do it without your body freezing up with mental paralysis and not feel like a total bitch. Well, that's fair enough so I'm going to be the bitch. I have enough friends that confide in me with hushed voices to be "socially" polite but me? I write. I write about kids, children. I write about relationships. I write about stupid things that should annoy everyone. I tell it as I see it, as I hear it, as I feel it. I just let it all out. I hope you'll enjoy the ride!

If you have questions for me, just drop me a line and I'll answer them here the best I can.

June 8th AT THE GROCERY STORE
The other day I'm at the store getting some cheese and apples and a few bottles of wine hoping to get laid later. I'm walking down the aisle and what do I see but some inadequate "mother" yanking her kids arm out of their tiny little socket because they wanted some candy in the candy aisle that was staring them in the face.
Mothers!! Hello!!
Get away from the fat aisle so your kids don't have to put up with your own inadequecies. YOU are the one in search of fat comfort food to make you happy because you lack true love in your life and in your frustration you lash out at your own children. Don't you realize that what you do in front of your kids becomes an internal life script that they will someday become? Shame on you! Get help!

June 12th COPING SKILLS
Hi again. Sometimes I get real tired being a single parent. Even though I have only one boy, he is 6 and he can be a handful. Mix that with my boyfriends child and it's time to have some "punch."
Have you ever sent a child back to the other parent and reached for a bottle of wine? Hell ya you have or if you don't drink maybe you just called the doc for some valium ;-) While both can be fun I found another way to cope when it's all over. Check this out..... HYPNOSIS tapes WORK! I've used them now for a couple years and it makes ALL the difference in my life.

July 4th ILLEGAL FIREWORKS
Okay, it's the 4th of July, it's been raining for a couple weeks on and off. We're all tired and want to light fireworks outside since the public ones don't begin until 11PM. What 6 year old wants to stay up OR can stay up until 11PM? That's insane. What's more insane is the law on fireworks. You can light them off in town a week before and a week after the 4th but not on the 4th. Is this freedom or did some council person get a sparkler shoved up one of their 50 bodily sphincters?

July 8th NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
It's been 6 days straight without a break from my son. I love him but he needs to go back to the other house for a week. I need me time. I can't even enjoy getting laid.

July 12th ALONE AT LAST
I managed to make it through the week. I spent the day with me. I got my nails done, bought a pizza and wine, shopped for lingerie and now it's time to watch TV. Bye!

July 16th NOISY NEIGHBOR
I live in a duplex. I like to call it a flat because it sounds very European. I'm upstairs and my neighbor downstairs annoys the hell out of me. It's not because he's gay and always takes a shower after his biker boyfriend leaves. It's not because he smokes inside and it travels up my ceiling. No, it's because he is so freakin weird he only comes out at night like a vampire. I have a kid to watch out for.

July 23rd GHOSTS
Today I had fun with my boyfriend and his son. We went to a ghosttown. That's right. A real honest to goodness ghosttown. I took some fun pictures and will post some later. The road was dusty so taking a shower later and having my body lathered was a treat.